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Hi, Grandpa.

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My parents have been giving me so much
crap about not spending enough time with

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my step -granddads.

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So I just called them both over at the
same time, you know? Still two birds

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one stone.

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They're always, like, trying to be my
favorite, get my attention, like... So

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I'll get some gifts out of it. It won't
be all bad.

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No, I didn't say that they were cute. I
said that it was cute.

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You know, like, but I guess they are
kind of cute and like, uh, and like, uh,

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I was hot when I was young and I still
managed to fuck a girl's brains out that

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way.

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No, they look better than you in that
sexy red dress.

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They weren't coming over.

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I do so many dirty things to you.

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Okay, I gotta go.

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They're here.

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Bye.

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I don't know why you're here. I don't
know. You know I hate it when you have

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both of us at the same time.

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I am OG Pop -Pop here.

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Oh, there's no such thing. I'm the
original OG Pop -Pop in this house.

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You guys don't have to fight.

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I love you both the same.

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Well... Which is why I brought you a
little gift hair today, sweetheart. Come

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over here so that I may be able to tip
my behalf there.

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Let's see what it is.

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Oh, thank you so much.

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Yeah, I like it.

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This is great.

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This is so, you're so thoughtful.

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Whoa.

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Even I know that's at the top of the bad
gift list.

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Where I, on the other hand, have a
present she is going to love.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, that's so cute.

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Thank you so much.

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Why don't you go try it on, honey?

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Right now?

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Yeah, sure.

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Okay.

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All right.

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That's your bad gift.

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Why don't you go throw the fuck up?
Whatever, boomer. She's going to look

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smoking hot in my outfit, and yours is
going straight to the goodwill. You're

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asshole. Oh, cry me a river.

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I'm going to go take a piss.

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It's so hot in there.

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I don't know any better.

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I think my grandpa Eric might want to
sleep with me.

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I think I love this.

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I think I love this.

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I love this. It's such a good color.

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What happened to Grandpa Eric?

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Oh, well, he went to the restroom and he
hasn't returned yet. You know how old

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guys are with the, you know, prostate
issues.

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Oh, God.

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But I got to hand it to him. You do look
lovely in that present.

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Thank you so much.

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And, you know, it wasn't that I didn't
like your gift.

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I'm just more of a sportsy kind of girl.

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I know, I know.

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Well, how about you make me, let me make
it up to you with one of my famous foot

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rubs. Would you?

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Of course.

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I would love that.

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It feels incredible.

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Hey, I thought we were going out for ice
cream. When did you go back in the

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bathroom? Can't you see I'm trying to
take care of my baby here?

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Take care of her? You couldn't give her
a massage if your life depended on it.

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Are you kidding me?

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Look, I'll show you what's good.

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I'll show you what this is all about.

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You have no idea.

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You just sit over there and do whatever
the hell you're going to do. But you

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know what? I know at the end of the
day...

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She's going to call me the best pop
-pops, and she's going to appreciate my

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rubs way more than yours.

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Look at you.

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Better foot rub.

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He's using both of his hands like
they're fucking wrecking balls or

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He's got a band -aid on, for God's sake.

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I am a finesse.

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Pressure points.

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Nothing else. You remember the cell
phone you were talking about that you

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Maybe Pop Pops will buy that for you.
What is this bribery shit? I don't need

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bribery. She's already taken like 20
trips to the beach with me. All the

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Who gives a shit about the beach? You
want a beach, honey? I'll take you to

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Europe. You ever see the beaches of
Europe, sweetheart?

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First of all, I don't need to bribe you,
but you can have my car.

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Can you just stop?

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Can you just stop? Can you just accept
that I love you both equally?

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I love you the same. I think you're both
funny and charming and hot and...

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Hold on.

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Excuse me? What was that?

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Never mind.

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It was just something I was talking
about with my friend.

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And what? You said that we were hot?

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I said you guys look like you can, you
know, you know how to make a girl really

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calm. Give that five.

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Um...

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How exactly would you know that? I
thought you had a girlfriend.

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I do, but I've slept with a couple guys,
and when I tell you, they don't know

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how to do anything.

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Anything.

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Well, I mean, I'll tell you what. If you
really feel that way, I guess

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I don't mind coming in, you know, tied
for your favor.

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Tied? Fuck tied.

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I'll be dead before anyone thinks that
he can fuck better than I can.

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Now you're just being ridiculous.

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Come on, honey. I'll show you what's
good.

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What the hell are you doing? That's your
granddaughter.

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She said she's down.

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Yeah, honestly, I wouldn't mind.

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See? She's fine with it. I am certainly
fine with it. I can't believe we're

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having this conversation right now. Oh,
just because we're not holding up tight

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sticks in the mud.

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You know, I can't believe you two are
doing this. This is so wrong.

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Oh, my

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gosh.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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My puppy's so much better than all the
other boys I've had.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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I definitely spend more time with you
guys than we

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spend at Lisa.

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See if you relax a little, buddy.

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You're all right this time.

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He's a good grandpa.

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I'm so sick of it.

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You did that very well.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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um um

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um um

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He looks relaxed for me.

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I just grabbed my pigtails in front of
my grandpa.

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You want to sit on Papa's lap? I'd love
to.

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Oh,

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yes.

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Oh, yeah.

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You make Papa feel young again.

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or just lay back and enjoy yourself.

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Sure, yeah.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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or something.

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I can see that.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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It's so fucking good.

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There's something I thought of that I
haven't done since the oldie. Can you,

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can you help bring her, bring her pussy
right up here, will you?

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Oh,

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my God.

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Oh, honey.

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Don't worry, buddy.

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Don't worry, princess.

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I'm bringing it right up here. Closer,
closer up here. Oh my gosh.

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In fact, I fell down and I can't get up.

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Why don't you just bend right back there
so that he can't give his dick to you.

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I broke my glass.

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Oh, my gosh. She is talented.

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Oh,

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my

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gosh.

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Oh,

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my gosh.

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What are you doing sweetheart?

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You guys spoiled me.

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I can't believe my granddaughter is such
a tall slut.

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This was a good plan. I did my best.

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I'll tell you that was a good plan.

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Oh, my.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, man. I can just feel the pussy
dripping all over my cock and mouth.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God, yeah.

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I worked so hard for it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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You always got to one -up me, don't you?

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Oh, gee, Grandpa.

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There's no more competition anymore.

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We can all get along, can't we?

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All right, Sleepy. No more competitions.

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Well, I didn't agree to that.

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Thank you.